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My Mission Statement 
7th-Mar-2007 04:24 pm
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In a meeting to discuss mission-statement type things where people kept mentioning things like "quality" as goals, I stated

"My mission is to write software that kicks ass."
Comments 
7th-Mar-2007 11:28 pm (UTC)
Would that be a bug or a feature?
7th-Mar-2007 11:51 pm (UTC)
There are lots of potential asses and lots of ways to kick.

One guy gave me shit because I claimed that vi kicked ass. I responded that if we sold vi to our customers then we'd be kicking our ass.
8th-Mar-2007 01:20 am (UTC)
Hah. A noble goal!
8th-Mar-2007 03:53 am (UTC)
That's a good goal. Anyone can write software that takes names.
8th-Mar-2007 05:21 pm (UTC) - Unit test
try
{
Ass oAss = AssFactory.newAss(ROTUND);

oAss.kick();
}
catch (Exception e)
{
fail("Ass not kicked.");
}

Implementation of dependant objects are left to the reader.
9th-Mar-2007 06:11 am (UTC)
GOOOOOOOOOOAL!

You made my night!
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