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How to Tell the System Doesn't Work 
2nd-Jun-2008 11:01 am
mail.app
From: Head of IT
To: All Employees
Date: This Morning
Subject: Automated signatures

Tomorrow morning we will be rolling out automated signatures.

 

If you have a signature already in place, please remove it. First thing
tomorrow morning, please send yourself a test message and verify that
all of the contact information is correct. If it is not, please advise
either Mark, Mike, or myself so we may fix the issue.

 

A sample signature is at the bottom of this email.

 

Regards,

 

Comments 
2nd-Jun-2008 05:09 pm (UTC)
<pre> tag needs lj-cut, badly. /gauntlet
2nd-Jun-2008 05:11 pm (UTC)
Oops. I forgot my email program didn't insert line breaks in pasting.
2nd-Jun-2008 05:16 pm (UTC)
"Someone shot the formatting!"
2nd-Jun-2008 10:19 pm (UTC)

"The system... is down. The system... is down."
3rd-Jun-2008 02:31 am (UTC)
The Cheat! We installed that light switch so that you could turn the lights on and off...

NOT so that you could throw a lightswitch rave!
3rd-Jun-2008 03:54 pm (UTC)
Don't forget the best part -- the follow-up email. Emails, actually.
3rd-Jun-2008 03:57 pm (UTC) - I was amused by the lack of signature on this message
From: IT Director
To: All Employees
Date: The Next Day
Subject: Email Signatures

Please check your signatures. The software is now active. 

 

My apologies for the delay.

 

Regards,

 

IT Director
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