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For The Third Time 
12th-Feb-2016 01:45 pm
charbonneau ghost car
Dear thieves who rummage through the center consoles of unlocked parked cars in the middle of the night,

I leave my car unlocked because there's nothing worth stealing in it. The $20 Target sunglasses with scratched lenses and a missing chunk of plastic have no resale value. The similar pair that's missing one of the ear pieces is worth even less. Please leave all pairs of cheap sunglasses in the car: they aren't much use to you, but they will help me get to work in the morning.

Sincerely,
the guy with a beat up Subaru
Comments 
13th-Feb-2016 02:35 am (UTC)
If you were more confident about your early-morning visual discrimination skills, you could leave one pair all smeared with grease and vaseline in there as a ringer...

My brother did the same thing as you because he got tired of people breaking windows and finding nothing, leaving him with a broken window and them with nothing.
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