?

Log in

No account? Create an account
Trevor Stone's Journal
Those who can, do. The rest hyperlink.
If the President Doesn't Do it to His Wife, He'll Do it to His Country 
12th-Jul-2004 09:55 pm
spam lite
Forwarded from my old pal Dane:

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you're being screwed.
Comments 
13th-Jul-2004 04:22 am (UTC)
muahahaha, love it.

I want a t-shirt with that on it
13th-Jul-2004 04:35 am (UTC)
Technically, a condom only protects one prick. So if you had to choose one person in the administration that wasn't named Colin to be protected, who would it be?
This page was loaded Apr 23rd 2018, 9:19 am GMT.