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Simile 
16th-Jan-2007 11:26 pm
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Sports Center shows all of the day's exciting sports moments in an easy-to-swallow form. This is sort of like a video that compiles orgasm shots from two dozen porno films and shows them back-to-back without much context.

While orgasms and home runs are both very exciting, the game is often more enjoyable if it's full of squeeze bunts, double steals, and head first slides.
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17th-Jan-2007 05:34 pm (UTC)
There is an art to the building up of suspense.
17th-Jan-2007 08:21 pm (UTC) - ::blinkblink::
wow. I don't think I know any one who can make sports more sexual in fewer words...
17th-Jan-2007 08:37 pm (UTC) - Re: ::blinkblink::
When I crafted the post in the shower, I hadn't been thinking in double entendres, but by the time I'd written "squeeze bunt" and "double steal" I realized I didn't need to use any explicitly sexual terms.

Ooh. Firefox thinks "tendrils" is a good suggestion for "entendre" and "tenderest" is a good suggestion for "entendres."
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