August 4th, 2002

Trevor baby stare

Three Quickies

FoaF joke from a flamingly gay opera singer in San Fransisco:
Q: What has two thumbs, speaks French, and loves to suck cock?
A: *pointing to self with thumbs* Moi.

A headline I cut out from the Daily Camera a couple days ago:
Woman accuses man of beating head on wall

The next time someone asks me about my beard, I should say "Wow, your face is smooth. How long has it been since you had a full beard? ... Never? Wow!"
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