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Pun Dump 
26th-Apr-2007 01:17 am
Shakespeare bust oval
I have too many volumes that are overdue. I need to go to the Library and ask a Librarian to check my balance.

If you write digits and symbols in acetone on your finger nails you're using reverse polish notation.

For the lispers in the crowd: Oops, upside the car!

I want to start a rock band called Sisyphus and the Rock.
<Sisyphus> Are you ready to rock?
<Crowd> Not yet!
<Sisyphus> Are you ready to rock?
<Crowd> Almost!
<Sisyphus> Are you ready to rock?
<Crowd> Not anymore!
Comments 
3rd-May-2007 01:44 pm (UTC)
That's just cruel!
[grin]
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