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Dignified Manure (AKA Good Shit) 
6th-May-2007 09:48 am
spam lite
Cleaning out the spam in my "contains an image, not addressed to tstone" box, I found the following subject:
Llamas have a dignified, aristocratic manner about them.
The first line after the image was:
Surprisingly, there is a market for llama manure.

Your challenge, dear reader, is to leave a comment with an entertaining pair of sentences of the form X have a dignified, aristocratic manner about them. Surprisingly, there is a market for X manure. Feel free to use different (but similar in tone) words in place of "dignified," "aristocratic," and "manure" for comedic effect.
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6th-May-2007 05:32 pm (UTC)
Republicans have a pompous, hypocritical manner about them. Surprisingly, there is a market for Republican manure.

(Yes, I realize "manure" was a variable, but it fit.)

Bloggers have a mundane, narcissistic manner about them. Surprisingly, there is a market for blogger manure.

(Sorry. Can't seem to get away from that "manure" focus.)
6th-May-2007 06:38 pm (UTC)
Nice.

Leaving words in place (particularly manure) is quite appropriate.
8th-May-2007 05:49 pm (UTC)
College thesis papers have hours of valliant research and attention to detail put into them.
Suprisingly, they still make good hampster cage litter.
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