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Improving the Flavor of Cock 
2nd-Mar-2003 11:13 pm
bug eyed earl
Through one of those odd conversations this evening, I developed the following idea.

Some people don't like the taste of a penis during oral sex. So why not develop something that a guy can apply (maybe he soaks his wang in it, maybe it's applied to his undies and slowly rubs in, whatever) that soaks in and gives his penis a different flavor. Like perfume, but for taste, rather than smell.
3rd-Mar-2003 10:00 am (UTC)
I think you should start a company based around this. In fact, I'll even work for you...volunteer even! I'd be willing to test this product out on the market...provided I was provided with a ample....test group.

(Before I hear sophmoric jokes about my sophmoric joke, I'll specify that I'll be applying said product, NOT testing for flavor changes. ;) )
3rd-Mar-2003 10:34 am (UTC)
I see a potential problem if one of the flavors was, say, steak.
3rd-Mar-2003 10:36 am (UTC)
It's already been done; it's called Peter Butter. According to my wife, the cappuccino flavor is pretty good. :P
4th-Mar-2003 02:45 am (UTC) - Shit, if it's going to be that kind of a party
I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

-- Ono-san
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